Bruce Campbell Gets Spoofed
TheSpoof.com is a satire news site (fictional) and has just spoofed Bruce in their latest cover story. The fictional report involves 'B' movie star Bruce Campbell being responsible for numerous murders in Hollywood, with the victims including Michael Bay and Ashton Kutcher. Here is an exceprt:
"In the most shocking spat of bloodshed to hit "Tinseltown" since Mickey Rourke's last plastic surgery, dozens of prominent Hollywood players have been savagely murdered in the past week. The list of victims includes director Michael Bay ("Armageddon," "Pearl Harbor"), countless studio executives whose names are recognized by no one, and Demi Moore's boyfriend Ashton Kutcher. Incredibly, investigations by police have led them to the doorstep of a critically-acclaimed film actor.
Bruce Campbell, 46, was interviewed on Thursday by the LAPD under suspicion of multiple homicides. Campbell, best known for his starring role in Sam Raimi's "Evil Dead" trilogy, did not deny his involvement in the murders, but rather defended them as part of his "uncompromising" campaign to improve the quality of Hollywood films."
So it is a pretty funny read. Remember, nothing in the report ever happened (yet) and I hope no one reads this article and thinks Bruce killed Ashton Kutcher. I think the premise in the report would be good for Bruce's next book, about him murdering men from Hollywood that bring us crap in the form of movies. You can read the full article here.